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yeh sleeping tablets leejiye.ĭoctor: yeh unke liye nahi, aapke liye hai :-)ĭoctor: dekhiye, yeh bimaari khaandaani hai. sham ko moonlight bar mein milenge.ĭoctor: aapke pati ko zyaada rest ki zaroorat hai. is vichaar main mujhe aapse baath karni hai. agar main ilaaj karungaa to tum sirf cancer se hi maroge.ĭoctor: sharaab peena haanikaarak hai. kyunki ek baar kisi doctor neĬancer ka ilaaj karte the aur patient TB se mar gaya.ĭoctor: gabraao nahi. Patient: Doctor, kya aapko yakeen hai ke mujhe cancer hai. Patient: haa doctor, bichle baar jab aap bill diye theĭoctor: dopahar jiska operation kiya tha, woh mar gaya.ĭoctor: to main subah kiska post mortem kiyaa tha agar dene mein interest nahi hai, to mat doĭoctor: aapko isse pehle kabhi heart attack hua thaa kya? Manager: hamaare bank mein hum aapko binaa interest ke loan denge.Ĭustomer: arey, jab dena hai to thoda haste haste dona.
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Salesman: TV serials dekhne ke baad aapki aansoo ponchne ke liyeīoy: kal maine tumhaare ghar gaya tha. Paagal 2: main use abhi bhech nahi rahaa hooĬustomer: yeh kya offer hai? TV liya to 10 kerchief free!!! Paagal 1: main Taj Mahal ko kareedh loonga "Yeh log accident zone mein kyu road banaate hai?" chodoĬar chalaataa huaa Santa ko road mein "ACCIDENT ZONE" ka board dikhaa.
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Ramu: mujhe kya pataa sir? main us samay TV mein serial dekh rahaa thaaĪutowaala: sorry sir, meter daalna bhool gaya. Police: chor ne sirf TV kisliye chodaa hoga? Ramu: Sir, mere ghar mein TV chodke baaki sabki chori hogayi hai? Naukar: bach gaya saab, main to samjha yeh nayaa hai Maalik: arey, tune 500 saal puraani ghadi thod dee hai. Saab ka girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.īeggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikaari ban gayaa Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakheġst beggar: arey, tum kyu us cinema poster ko aise gur rahe ho?Ģnd beggar: main hee is cinema ka producer hooīeggar: 10 rupaiya dedo saab. yeh mera bhi pehla operation haiĭoctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo. Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor. tum poochti kyu nahi ho.Ģnd wife: main poochi thi. Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahungaġst wife: tumhaara sharaabi pati roz peekar ghar aata hai na. Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi? Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho?
Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi.
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